SAT 09 | Been gagging to let out your inner motorhead? This weekend is your chance to go full throttle at the AP Kart Racing go-kart competition. Presented by The Creem, whose mission is a noble one – to create weekend events aside from drinking and partying ‘til the wee hours – the race is likely to go down in history as the first go-kart comp the city has seen. For that reason, it’s bound to be a biggie, so if you want to get behind the wheel of these brand new 200cc four-stroke machines, you better get in quick – tickets are limited to 30 drivers only. There’s a whole bunch of other stuff that’s tempting to include here about working the forearms and small penises and such forth, but we’ll leave you with the pure essentials: three teams of 10 drivers on a 1km track. Two races minimum for everyone. First heat is eight laps, the second is 10 laps. The three best drivers of each team will drive a 15-lap final race. Tickets for competing are $30 on +855 979 587 338.
WHO: Petrolheads and adrenaline junkies
WHAT: Go-kart competition
WHERE: AP Kart Racing (8km after the International Airport)
WHEN: 2pm, May 9
WHY: Maybe if we had more of these, there’d be less speed freaks on the actual roads