From out of the darkness comes elegance

Male and female.

Fire and water.

Dark and light.

Life and death.

Many natural forces that might at first seem contrary are in fact complementary, a concept embodied in the yin-yang of Chinese philosophy. Together they interact to create a sum far greater than their parts. Such is Krom (‘the group’), quite possibly the most reclusive band in Cambodia. Public performances are rare; interviews even more so.

In Krom, East meets West. Mournful delta blues guitar mingles with celestial Cambodian vocals. Tales of human atrocities are tinged with the slightest suggestion of hope. Angelic opera singers Sophea and Sopheak Chamroeun, 22 and 21 respectively, are backed by Australian guitarist Christopher Minko, a man onto whose features more than a thousand lifetimes have been etched.

Nearing 60, Minko is not without his demons. A professional musician with Australian cult band The Bachelors in Prague in the late 1980s, he is today a recovering alcoholic who smokes more than three packs a day, wears any colour so long as it’s black and has been in a near-permanent state of mourning since the death of his wife, the mother of his only daughter. When he speaks of her, cross-legged and barefoot on the floor of Krom’s studio in a tiny Phnom Penh alleyway, a single tear slowly meanders down one of the many ravines that years of hard living have carved deep into his flesh.

Sophea, dressed in white t-shirt and black trousers, sits in quiet contemplation just a few feet away. As haunting tracks from newly completed second album Neon Dark spool out softly from the speakers, she tilts her chin upwards and closes her eyes, lips moving with the lyrics – penned by her own hand – in silent song. A child of The Building, a tumbledown haven for Cambodian artisans, she speaks only a few times during our two-hour interview, offering up sound bites of wisdom in a whisper whenever Minko ducks out for a smoke.

Ying, from debut album Songs From The Noir, is Sophea’s favourite Krom song – the first on which she and Minko collaborated. “It’s about someone who dies and is thinking about the people she left behind; it’s about Chris’ wife,” she says. “She’s in a very big world but she’s all alone and there is no sky. She regrets that her time was very short and she will never grow old because she died. She wants to thank the person she left behind because their life together was very good.”

She’s Seven Years Old (Her Body Sold), from Neon Dark, is perhaps Krom’s most disturbing song to date. It recounts the true story of a young Cambodian child sold into sexual slavery and was described by BBC Radio broadcaster Mark Coles as “Harrowing; a very disturbing, powerful song.”

Minko was motivated to write the lyrics after reading a story in the local press that described the rescue of a girl from sex traders on the Thai-Cambodia border. The photo accompanying the article showed her chained to a bed: “a horrendous mix of fear and utter bewilderment shown within the eyes of the enslaved young girl”, says Minko, noting that the song “is meant to make the listener feel uncomfortable, very uncomfortable”.

Poised to perform at the Vibe Music Festival this week alongside Master Kong Nay, Minko invited The Advisor into Krom’s studio to talk noir, sex trafficking and why white boys shouldn’t do Khmer music.

The liner notes on Songs From The Noir describe the album as ‘very personal love songs by a man deep in grief’.

Krom’s music comes from the heart, it really does. My wife was an angel. Without her death, I would not be doing Krom. When she died, I went back to music. Music was the way I dealt with her death and I’m probably still dealing with it that way. I’m very, very thankful for her. The mother of my now 19-year-old daughter died in 2010, which gave me an enormous emotional kick – probably something I’m still dealing with to this very day. In writing, what I did when she passed away was sought to make a 14-song album for her. One of the early songs was The Ying. Sophea came in and I just hummed the tune once – ‘Got no money, love you like a monkey, I no lie to you, I talk true’ – and Sophea went downstairs and did one take and it was done. From that, I recognised immediately Sophea’s quite phenomenal talents. That really led to Sophea and I working together to create the first album, Songs From The Noir. We worked on it for 14 months; we didn’t go out and perform or anything.

‘Elusive, reclusive and exclusive’ is how you refer to yourselves.

One of the core objectives of Krom is our musicianship. We really slide towards an original, high-quality standard of music. We spent 14 months working on the album, just hiding ourselves away. Krom is a ‘quiet listening’ band and unfortunately in Phnom Penh you don’t have listening venues. Sophea and Sopheak are classically trained opera singers from the age of 12, so they bring that into the music they sing. On top of that we’re an acoustic band, so I work on delta blues picking and the quieter the audience, the better we can play because we can actually bring in finesse; we’re not fighting against the sound wall. Krom is not a pub band; we’re not a dance band.

Your content is pretty heavy; the sort of material designed more for contemplation than distraction.  

Yeah. On the new album, Neon Dark, we have two songs that are specifically related to the sex trafficking industry.
One is Seven Years Old (Her Body Sold), which debuted on BBC Radio earlier this year. What’s the other?
We’ll give you a sneak listen to it! It’s an eight-and-a-half minute song about Sukamvit Road, the famous hooker street in Bangkok. This will be the last song I’ll write about this because they’re exhausting songs to write.

Weighty issues…

…that need to be talked about and they’re not talked about enough. Sukamvit Road is a very hard song in its terminology. My wife was Thai. I’ve lived here for 18 years and I’ve seen the underbelly of Asia, all those perspectives. When it comes to human trafficking, I’ve seen the consequences at very close quarters; I’ve looked deeply into the murderous nature of this industry that’s still denied to this very day. A good example is a newspaper article I read the other day. I love the New York Times and they had a front-page article about the ‘lure’ of the Thai industry. What people are denying is that approximately 20% of Thailand’s GDP is built on sex. It’s an entrenched billion-dollar industry that involves shipping truck loads of very young Cambodian women and very young women from Myanmar and Laos into Bangkok. The article spoke about Thailand’s unbelievable skill at being able to ‘lure’ tourists into Thailand, but the ‘lure’ is actually sex. You look at this explosion of genres – noir; art, everyone looking at the underbelly of Asia – but all of the authors, all of the artists, to this very day romanticise it. It’s voyeuristic and it glorifies it. No one’s actually saying the cold, hard truth, which is that this is a murderous industry and it’s being run by the ruling elite. Am I sensitive to it? Yes, for many reasons, but also because Cambodia is well and truly on the way to doing the same. And I’m even more sensitive to it because of something I only became aware of the other day when I was talking to a very close friend about exactly this issue. Sophea is 22 and Sopheak is 21, so given the opportunity at the age of 12 to work within the arts, as they were, who knows what potential can come out? I’m very proud of Sophea; I think she’s quite courageous. You look at the material we take on with Krom. Some of Sophea’s Khmer lyrics, which will be translated into English, are much more powerful in the second album. I’m quite careful about how we deal with these very sensitive issues. In Seven Years Old I think we managed to do it with finesse, talk about things that are very uncomfortable, like paedophilia. I speak deliberately like a newscaster so there’s no overuse of the vocals. Another good example is the song Tango Traffic Tango, but there’s one thing that’s missing: it should be sung by a Khmer, because it’s ‘Welcome to OUR daughters; we breed them on OUR farms.’ But up until now – and I would not expect this of Sophea – Cambodian singers aren’t ready to say these things in a song.

That was going to be my next question: do other Cambodian singers ever touch on such subjects?

I think Sophea’s starting to. Passion is about Khmer women becoming stronger. She’s starting to write lyrics that have got a social justice edge. I think she’s the first Joan Baez or Bob Dylan of Cambodia in her own way. It’s subtle – and it has to be subtle.

Sophea describes your music as ‘complete’, even though for the most part there are only vocals and a single guitar.

There’s a reason for that, which is interesting musically. I play delta blues picking, so I’m working six strings. You actually play rhythm, bass and the core melody all at once. That’s why we don’t need a bass guitarist. But I play in modal tuning, so I tune my guitar differently. Joni Mitchell always plays in modal tuning. There’s a relationship between modal tunings and Eastern music, so it gives Sophea a good base to work from. There’s quite a natural fit there. I’m exceptionally pleased that contrary to a lot of people who said we could never get the Khmer language out there, the BBC’s going: ‘You don’t need to understand the language; the voices are so beautiful.’ We sometimes sing English and Khmer together; Neon Dark’s got a bit more of that. The other thing that creates the unique Krom signature sound, the beauty behind Krom, is when I compose a song I’ll lay down normally one guitar, potentially two, in the studio. Sophea then comes in and I give it to her on a memory stick and she goes away. Rarely do I even hum a song. The whole key is that it has no influence from me, from the Western side. Sophea goes away and I actually get excited. I do! One of her pieces, Rain, just got me. On Neon Dark we introduce some pretty modern jazz guitar playing and Sophea’s done some phenomenal vocals.

So you work independently and then put it all together?

It’s about mutual respect, because once you try to be white boys influencing Khmer music it goes belly up. Maybe it’s something to do with age. I’m close to 60 and love being able to sit in the background. I’m a musician and my greatest passion is to see what Sophea and Sopheak come up with in these compositions.

Let’s talk briefly about the first album, Songs From The Noir. May I ask how you met your wife?

We were married 23 years, going right back into the ’80s when I was working in Thailand for the National Culture Commission. Her family owned stores in a famous market in Soi 12. After a very long courtship we were finally married and then she came to Australia. Anya, my daughter, was born in Australia and two years later we came to Cambodia; this was in 1996. We separated after 1997 and came back together in about 2007. She died in 2010 of pneumonia at the age of 42. That’s a rather sad story. It’s a very personal story that I don’t like to go into too much.

Mourning seems central to Krom’s sound.

At my age, I’ve been through quite a lot and I’ve seen quite a lot and I find there is enormous sadness and tragedy in life. I do recognise the dark side of life. The words of Krom are not wrong: we are reclusive and elusive. At this point in time I just love making music. Songs From The Noir will always be a very special album for Anya’s mother, who I still really love to this day. Neon Dark is completely different: it’s a real celebration of music and focuses on Sophea and Sopheak. Krom is innovative and creative. I love what Sophea is doing; I love what Sopheak is doing; we have a great relationship with our producer Saroeun and slide guiyarist/saxoponist Jimmy B’s a music colleague of more than 30 years, so he knows me backwards. He knows the music we’re seeking: it’s stripped back deliberately, going on the old tried and true principle that if you can’t stand on stage with just a guitar and voice you shouldn’t stand on stage. Some of our songs would probably sound great with percussion, but we don’t want that sound.

Musically, how does Neon Dark differ from Songs From The Noir?

It’s a fuller sound. I’m having much more fun with the guitar; I’m having a ball! [Laughs] Some of the songs are quite uplifting, although we haven’t walked away from the social justice issues we’ll always touch base on. I hate to use the word, but there’s a wonderful magic between the musicians in Krom. I turned down the chance to record with Master Kong Nay. I have a problem with white boys doing Khmer music: it would’ve sounded clichéd.

Seven Years Old (Her Body Sold) is perhaps Krom’s most powerful track to date.

I’m good friends with noir author Christopher G Moore and noir artist Chris Coles and we get into these arguments all the time. This whole noir genre is romanticising what is fundamentally a murderous, billion-dollar industry. People die. I’ve seen it. I’ve witnessed it. I was with Thai cops for two years observing this stuff. I’ve seen rooms full of 13-year-old girls from Myanmar whacked out of their heads. Again I revert back to Sophea and Sopheak being shining examples of what young women can achieve given the right choices. I’m not saying ban prostitution – it’s been here since day one – but I will argue with great confidence that 98% of women are forced into prostitution. That’s the bottom line.

What angers me is the argument that working in a girly bar or being a professional girlfriend is ‘a better choice’ than working in rice fields or a factory.

Bullshit! Pure bullshit! The other thing is that 98% of these women are doped up through drugs or alcohol in order to cope with what they’ve got to deal with. It’s bullshit. There are alternatives; I’ve seen them manifest themselves. What drives the industry? Why is it now at its peak? International economics, the downfall of communism, the advance of capitalism and pure unadulterated greed has allowed the ruling elite to literally manipulate nations. In Seven Years Old, at one point I say: ‘And the ruling elite are dripping with gold, all that money they have made from those bodies sold.’ Sukamvit Road is probably the hardest song, because I really spell it out: ‘Christians, Buddhists, Muslims young and old, they all take a walk down Sukamvit Road.’ I actually had fun with this one: I used Biblical terms like ‘damnation’ and ‘salvation’. [Laughs]

Has being exposed to such horrors changed your perspective on what it means to be human?   

That’s a very complex question! If anything, the chaos and the fact these societies all live on the edge of anarchy – you do see life in its extremes, from the best to the worst. I think I’ve been very privileged. I come from the wild ’80s, rock ‘n’ roll, high-flying everything, you know? I walked away from that industry into disability work, which is exceptionally humbling. I regard moving to Cambodia as an enormous privilege and I’ve never forgotten that, but most outsiders do. We are guests and we need to be very respectful in that regard, not abuse and exploit Cambodia. On another level I hold Cambodian culture in very high regard: it’s an incredibly musical culture. That potential from the ’60s is finally coming back. Another song, Fractured Fragrance, just sort of popped out. It’s a bit like a whimsical love song. Even though we have a dark edge, we also have a light side to us: we do songs like Country; we don’t want to be singing from the depths of despair all the time. But a lot of the subjects we deal with are very heavy: with Sukamvit Road, you’re worn out after eight-and-a-half minutes.

How many guitars are there on Sukamvit Road? It sounds as though you’re playing six.

Just the one! That’s the picking style. The strings go into harmony, so every string has a vibration and if you do it perfectly a third note pops out. When it comes to guitar, I’m a fanatical purist. I don’t even like putting pick-up on my guitar. I prefer to play straight into the microphone. I’m very influenced by Leo Kottke, who’s just phenomenal.

Amazing how such disparate sounds, delta blues and Khmer vocals, go so well together.

It’s quite remarkable. Sometimes I listen and go: ‘Did we do that?’ [Laughs] I still go to Bangkok a lot – I’m making a stupa in a temple there for Anya’s mother – and while I’m there I’ve been moving Songs From The Noir into massage parlours and bars. I actually parked myself in Sukamvit Road, lived smack bang in the middle of it for quite a while after Mam died, looking into this dark side of that underbelly. There was this one guy running a sports bar who could never quite work me out. He’d say: ‘You’re just observing, aren’t you?’ The last time I was there, he was outright unfriendly to me. You could feel the antagonism. But the whole point of these songs – Seven Years Old, Sukamvit Road – is to make ageing expats and everyone else feel uncomfortable. I’m a single father; my 19-year-old daughter lives upstairs. When we’re playing as Krom it astounds me: the people we’re singing about are in the audience! I was in my late 30s and Anya’s mother was in her late 20s when we married, so there wasn’t this enormous age gap. Every time Krom plays, we play to the people I’m writing about: they’re here, in their 50s, with their 18-year-old girlfriends. Delusion! You’re a woman. When you were 18, did you want a man in his 50s? No! It defies nature. It’s an illusion. The last thing I want to see is my daughter ending up in an industry like that. You can see the tragedy that comes out of it. I accept that Krom is a niche market, that it makes people uncomfortable – that’s the objective. Over and above that, I still believe the music will win; that combination of guitar and voices…

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WHO: Krom
WHAT: A rare public performance with Master Kong Nay
WHERE: Doors, #18 Street 84 & 47
WHEN: 7:30pm August 24
WHY: They’re elusive, reclusive and exclusive

Taking a trip into sonic space

It is the sort of sound you might expect to hear in deep outer space – the sound of planets aligning, synthesised notes rising and falling like an angel’s sigh. The muffled heartbeat of the bass throbs from deep within an echoing womb; tambourine rattling past the microphone with a sudden metallic swoosh. High above it all a chirping flute swoops and soars, like some giant intergalactic winged thing.

In September 1978, English composer Brian Eno became the de facto father of a whole new noise. Writing in the liner notes of Music for Airports/Ambient 1, Roxy Music’s former synth player set forth his manifesto: “Whereas the extant canned music companies proceed from the basis of regularising environments by blanketing their acoustic and atmospheric idiosyncrasies, Ambient Music is intended to enhance these. Whereas conventional background music is produced by stripping away all sense of doubt and uncertainty (and thus all genuine interest) from the music, Ambient Music retains these qualities. And whereas their intention is to ‘brighten’ the environment by adding stimulus to it (thus supposedly alleviating the tedium of routine tasks and levelling out the natural ups and downs of the body rhythms), Ambient Music is intended to induce calm and a space to think.”

Eno’s choice of the word ‘ambient’, taken from the Latin ambire (‘to surround’), was a deliberate one: his were soundscapes that could alter your state of mind; put you into a ‘higher state’ – the sort of existential altitude usually associated with psychedelics. Inspired by John Cage, who occasionally composed by throwing the I Ching, Eno had made possible Clockwork Orange; Pink Floyd; The Orb and Aphex Twin; down-tempo chill-out designed to ease a tripped-out mind.

Emerging custodians of that sound here include DJ Nicomatic, James Speck (on the splendidly named Korg Kaosillator) and Tim King (guitar), who collectively – under the moniker Electronic Universe – are perhaps Phnom Penh’s first and only live ambient fusion outfit. Joined for their all-improvised, totally unrehearsed three-hour debut earlier this month by flautist Anton Isselhardt, their second gig could feature anything from radio transmitters to a singing saw. The Advisor assembled Electronic Universe at Meta House to talk sonic trips, silly named synthesisers and Mixmaster Morris’ secret acid stash.

‘Kaosillator’ is my new favourite word.

James: If you go on YouTube and type in ‘Kaosillator’, there are whole albums made entirely on one of these things [points to small flashing box]. It’s got a very cool sound to it. You’ve got tons of effects. The real reason I bought it is because it has something called a ‘vocoder’, which is specifically designed to handle the human voice. Do you remember the old song by Joe Walsh, Rocky Mountain? ‘Duh duh duh duh RooOOOcckky MountAAAin…’ In the late 1960s and early 1970s, people got into the whole synthesised voice thing.

Tim: Like Cher! ‘Do you belieeeEEEeeeEEEeeeve in life after love…’

James: It has 16 effects. YOU-CAN-SOUND-LIKE-A-ROBOT or you can lalalaLALALAlaaaaaa… [Sings]

If I had one of those, I’d be making crank calls all the time.

James: The other cool thing is if I put it in a certain key, it’s then got all these scales: pentatonic, chromatic, names I don’t even know. It’s deep music theory: Egyptian music is based on this one particular scale – and all of a sudden it’s got this sound that’s really Middle Eastern. I usually keep it on standard chromatic, which is like a blues harp. Stevie Wonder has this double harp and he’s changing keys with his thumb to take it deeper; same thing here. If I’m with a band, so long as I have the key I can sit there and play all day and every note is in the scale. It’s perfect. That’s what we were doing: Nico was laying down the key, Tim was playing guitar and I was just going nuts on this thing – and it worked. I was playing with the Ukes Of Hazard once and Dylan Walker had a small one. The first time I heard it was when we were at Sharky’s and he added this PSYCHE-FUCKING-DELIC thing. This became our signature sound. We’d be doing a gig and the Kaosillator would come on and people would be, like, ‘What the fuck?!’

Nico: And this was the first time improvising for Anton. He really had to push himself. After about 45 minutes, he said: ‘Are we going to have a break?’ No!

How would you describe this sound you’ve created?

Nico: I have no idea! [Laughs] I really don’t know. The good thing is it doesn’t have to have a name. It’s trance, ambient, meditation, ethno, world music, mixed dub… whatever. I use three or four different sources.

James: And you’re looping, right? Because I would do a sound effect and then I’d have my hands off the Kaosillator but then I’d hear it again and go: ‘Oh, he’s sampling. He’s grabbing it and moving it into the mix.’

So you’re all mad professors, yes?

Tim: That’s right, yes!

Nico: I feel maybe this is a contemporary jam session: like the old concept of a jam session, with a blues harp and stuff, but for the 21st century.

Three hours is a long time to jam without a break. What does it feel like? Do you go through different states?

Nico: Yes, yes, yes, it’s a trip! This time, for the last track I just let it play and then it stopped and at some point there was this break, this silence…

James: Nico went away but Tim and I kept the beat going; I’m jumping up and down, going WEEEooooWEEEEooooWEEEooo and Anton says: ‘When does it end?!’ I don’t know! Just keep playing! But maybe a break might be nice after 30 minutes.

Tim: No! Three hours! It’s nice because I could take my guitar off, go have a drink and then come back. And you can add anything into it: flute, a trombone, vocals…

Nico: I think there’s room for two or three poems.

This is a bit of a departure from your original sound, Nico, isn’t it?

Nico: I joined my first band at the age of 13: punk, new wave noise. We worked with a Casio sampler and a drum set, with noisy and very provocative German lyrics. I wrote them in school and I remember one teacher called me up and she took the piece of paper off me and she read it and I think the track was called Kill The Pope, or something like that, but she was the art teacher and she said: ‘Very good, Nicolaus! Very creative!’ [Laughs]

Good job it wasn’t the religious education teacher.

Nico: Yes, yes! After this we started to be more consumable, we turned into a school pop-rock-blah band. Then my friends and I went to the first ever Depeche Mode gig, when their first album came out, at Metropol. They had four kits, a synthesiser and a tape machine. This was way before Midi; you had to have a clock on the tape machine to synchronise all these synthesisers. The problem was they only had one LP, so they could only play for 40 minutes. At the end they rewound the tape and had to play the whole set again! That was the only way to do an encore: to actually rewind the tape. This must have been 1980. We decided, while we were having dinner after the concert, to kick out the drummer and to not have guitars; just use synthesisers. That was a new thing. This was the future: no more rock and fucking roll! We started to record and did a few demos and eventually we went to Amsterdam and this was the first time I heard house music. We felt it was exactly what Depeche Mode had done a few years before, just with a different beat – it had become more black. Black music was all about the beat, so instead of these kind of white beats, people would thrown in the black beats and it became house. In 1999 I founded a record label, D’Vision. By then the Berlin Wall had come down and the whole scene transformed into a pop scene again. That was the time when we were underground and independent and produced only records we liked very much. At some point these A&R record companies would come in. They didn’t even listen to the music. They said: ‘So, you have a blonde singer? Are you intending to do a video? Has the singer big boobs?’ It’s about the music! Listen to the track! ‘No, no. Just send us the band biog and make sure the singer shows her tits a little.’ This was the point we quit; the point all these techno DJs started to sell out and people would suddenly get $10,000 for one night. I had been trained in piano and flute, but when I was a kid I realised I could never be as good as the people whose music I liked to listen to, so this was when I got into synthesised music. It was very convenient because you could just programme the sequencer in a way you’re not able to play. That’s what I did and that’s what I still do.

James: This is when we got right into the groove. We’re grooving here… [Dances to recording of their debut show]

Reminds me of Frank Zappa.

James: He was doing it acoustically, before the Kaosillator even existed.

Tim: Zappa had a digital audio workstation, so he was able to manipulate digital signals towards the end of his career. That’s now standard, but he had one of the first – way before we got into all this computer stuff. We had one at Berklee Music College in Boston, too, which isn’t far from MIT.

Nico: Next time, I’m going to use Tibetan bowls: I have a whole CD, recorded by a German musician. What’s interesting is this multi-source thing in terms of the media. If I had more space and a sound technician, I’d also connect turntables and probably some radio transmitters and all that stuff. The ambient DJs created this; that’s what it all goes back to. At the end of it, you don’t really know if what you heard is what other people heard! But for me personally it was great fun.
How similar is established ambience to what you’re doing here, with this live ambient fusion concept?

Nico: There are lots of ambient groups, but most of them perform only with synthesisers. You have this poor use of guitars: at the beginning of the ambient movement, things like guitars were prohibited. They wanted to get rid of the rock and roll thing. That changed in the middle of the ’90s. Bands like The Orb did a lot going in this direction. In Germany, it’s not an open concept. Normally, for young electronic musicians, they’re just electronic.
Tim: That live aspect, when you’re making the music happen, it’s not the same as stuff that’s recorded in a studio. And here at Meta House, where you’ve got live visuals on the screens, it’s mesmerising.

Nico: One of my friends is a music scientist based in Berlin and he’s written a thesis entitled What Is Not In The Manual. In it he says that art in electronic music starts when you do something with the instruments or equipment which the equipment was not intended for. For example, German electro  producer, Pole [real name Stefan Bretke], who dropped his Waldorf 4-Pole filter in 1996 and broke it but liked the way it sounded: it scratches and makes these funny noises; it’s broken, you know? But that’s the art. This is what I’m trying to do here; things that are unplanned, uncontrolled, untypical wiring; interesting stuff. I even want to use a singing saw.
James: I want to try the vocoder!

Nico: You can also plug the guitar into the Kaosillator, but then one of you is out of a job… [Laughs]

Nico: I started with a Korg synthesiser when I was 16 because they were quite affordable, but they don’t produce them any more; they’ve become vintage. Nowadays Korg produce these gadgets: they’re synthesisers, you can play them, you can plug a guitar into them, use filters…

Everyone: NyyyyYYYYyyyyEEEeeeRRRrrrr…

Nico: English musicians were really groundbreaking in this kind of sound. There was this ambient DJ, Mixmaster Morris, really in the beginning. I remember he played at The Love Parade in 1991: this older English chap who looked a little bit like one of Ken Kesey’s followers, the Merry Pranksters, with this huge cylinder hat. This guy, nearly 50, he looked completely stoned so we went up to him and he was playing only world music records, sometimes on 70RPM – very slow; very weird stuff, really trippy. We went up to him and said: ‘Hey, Mixmaster! What’s your inspiration?’ He took out one of these record covers and pulled out a whole album-sized blotter sheet of LSD. [Laughs] Guys like him, like Alex Paterson of The Orb, even Jah Wobble, who played with John Lydon. Did you know he went to Thailand to record a whole album with Thai molam artists? Fucking cool! You had this Jah Wobble dub bass and then these Thai musicians on top. There are people still recording this kind of thing in studios; I’m not sure how many people listen to it, possibly it’s only for art critics and connoisseurs, but…

You have to have the outer edge in order for everything else to follow.

Tim: When we’re doing this, I feel like Nico is the mothership and we’re just little spaceships flying around him, interacting. You couldn’t do this with a couple of kids who have no musical experience. You’ve got to have some experience playing with other people. That’s what makes me so happy: you know James isn’t going to do anything too weird or outlandish, nothing uncomfortable. You have to have the idea that you’re not the solo star; the music determines who does what. You feed off each other, off the mothership.

WHO: DJ Nicomatic, James Speck (Kaosillator) and Tim King (guitar)
WHAT: Live ambient fusion
WHERE: Meta House, #37 Sothearos Blvd.
WHEN: 9pm August 22
WHY: “Ambient Music is intended to induce calm and a space to think” – Brian Eno

Roll over Beethoven

Julian Lawrence Gargiulo has what is perhaps one of the most unpronounceable biographies in history. This magnificently coiffed Italian-American composer/pianist/stand-up comedian studied at the Verona State Conservatory with Aureliana Randone; the Mugi Academy in Rome with Aldo Ciccolini; the Moscow Conservatory with Mikhail Mezhlumov and under Veda Zuponcic at Rowan University in the US. Today, having performed everywhere from New York’s Carnegie Hall to the Singapore Esplanade, Gargiulo is once again setting a course for Cambodia. Here, alongside Satomi Ogawa – who in addition to being a celebrated soprano also happens to be Miss Universe Japan – he will headline at the Catch A Cambodian Star concert: a classical concert, but not as we know it. Expect an evening of enchanting music by Scarlatti, Beethoven, Chopin, Rachmaninoff, Rimsky-Korsakov and Puccini infused with fast-paced humour from this most irreverent of classical musicians (proceeds from the concert, tickets for which are $20 in advance and $25 on the door, help fund international scholarships for local talent; call 016 892377 for reservations). The Advisor caught up with Julian in his adopted home of New York City to talk afros, not getting kidnapped by Russian agents and how hard it is defining yourself in 25 words or less.

Obvious question: how’s that magnificent mane of yours?

My hair is still growing, mysteriously! I cut it myself. I cut it sometimes right before I play, which Samson for sure wouldn’t do. When you cut your hair, sometimes it looks better. Well, it doesn’t look better, especially if I’m cutting it, but I think the hair gets a little fresher or something. So I cut it and then I wash it and then TA-DA!

And then it precedes you on stage by a full five minutes. Does it have its own passport? Do you have to book an extra seat for it on the plane?

I have to book extra overhead space…

So the other big news since last we met is: baby. Congratulations, daddy.

Thank you. I’m very excited. That’s why I’m surprised I haven’t lost my hair yet. I just had a dream that someone was shaking my baby. I’m not a violent person, but in my dream I punched this guy. I think I overreacted in the dream.

We had a dream alchemist here a few weeks ago. I’ll hook you up. Most dreams are your brain processing whatever has happened during the previous 24 to 48 hours, I’m told.

It was probably the guacamole.

So how does it feel being a dad?

Do you want to see her? She’s sleeping right now… [walks laptop over to crib]

No afro! Are you sure she’s yours? Have you checked?

I actually have serious doubts because not only is the hair not there, but she has these big blue eyes.

If she can play piano, you’re safe. Try her with something easy; some Rachmaninoff, perhaps.

[Laughs] There you go.

We’re very excited you’re coming back.

I’m excited! Last time was my first visit. There was this very cool editor that I met, from The Advisor. You don’t know her… [Laughs] I just remember that when I was there, there was a whirlwind of stuff organised and everybody I met was super-friendly. I did get the feeling I was much more important than I ever thought myself to be.

I think we all fell a little bit in love with you.

No, no! It’s just me! Relax.

That’s rather the point. I found a marvellous quote about you in the St John Times from 2004: “A marvellous tour de force… Somewhere between a lecture recital and Saturday Night Live, but with the added benefit of the highest calibre piano-playing between skits.” Pretty much sums you up, wouldn’t you say?

Um…

Oh, come on. I’ve seen Beethoven recitals at The Sydney Opera House; I’ve seen orchestras conducted by Andre Previn. Never have I seen anyone make classical music quite so wildly entertaining as you do – apart, perhaps, from British comedy duo Eric Morecambe & Ernie Wise.

I have no idea who that is. Send me a link! It was also nice in Cambodia to see how many people came to see the show. That’s one of the challenges with classical music: nobody comes. And if people don’t come, it’s more difficult to create the excitement. Maybe what I’m trying to do is rebel. But to tell you the truth, I don’t think I’m a rebel. I’m really just doing what I like to do and what I feel comfortable doing, which is very much connecting with people. I do it through the way I play – I express everything I want to express – but then I also want to talk and I want it to be done in a different way.
Few classical musicians share the same high-energy tempo you’re now famous for. You’re essentially a hype man with a wicked hair cut.
Hey, that’s a good quote! I love ‘wicked’.

Now, what else is new for you?

I’m working on a new album but it won’t be ready by the time I get to Cambodia. I still haven’t figured out the title; it’s going to be me playing just my own stuff. Is it going to be ‘Julian Playing Julian’? But that sounds very weird.

How about Julian Squared? It’s you, by you.

That sounds good! And I can be on the cover with a little ‘2’ beside my head… [Laughs]

And New York has been treating you well?

Very! I’m sad we’re not here more. We’re moving to Paris in September. Elektra [Julian’s partner] got into a fabulously difficult simultaneous translation programme at the Sorbonne University, where they take 12 people out of 350. We’re going to be there for two years. It doesn’t really matter where I am, so long as I’m near an airport. At the moment I’m writing a lot; playing a lot. I’m meeting with my agent tomorrow to discuss my future.

It’s going to be huge – just like your hair!

[Laughs] We’ll probably just discuss the restaurant menu and what we’re going to eat, but we might discuss a concert or two along the way. Has Cambodia changed much since I was last there?

There are parts of it you won’t recognise.

I remember feeling a good, positive thing going on. Something like the San Francisco Renaissance. So anyway, the CD idea is Julian Plays Julian – or Julian Squared – and it’s all my music, but it’s also collaboration with friends. I’m still finishing a sonata for piano and trumpet. There are going to be a few pieces for piano and voice and then just piano.

Is music something that just kind of happens to you? Do you have some sort of musical Higgs Boson in your brain that makes it pop into existence?

Maybe it’s similar to when you write a story. There are different sides to it. Maybe the idea comes to you in a moment, or maybe you have to sit there and write and then it becomes clear. I really enjoy composing but you have to be completely focused. I’ve found that one of the difficult things with having a baby is that part of your brain is always on the baby. If you want to write music you have to get into the piece; it’s like a separate world. It takes a little bit of time. You can’t just go in immediately. If you don’t have three hours in a row to do that, that’s definitely one of the challenges. She’s even coming into my dreams now! But I’m so excited about everything right now: Elektra, the baby…

And you’re coming back here for the Catch A Cambodian Star concert. No shortage of hot young talent here at the moment.

They’re hot; they’re sweaty; they’re dying to get to cooler temperatures! [Laughs] I’m excited about this. The last concert I did in Cambodia was for children orphaned by the Japanese tsunami. This is a completely different thing, raising money for kids who want to pursue their music. It’s a great thing, especially in a place like Cambodia. It must be so difficult if you want to reach the next level in music. Usually that’s leaving the place you’re from. It’s always about leaving, even for me: I was raised in Italy; I studied in Italy; I went to the conservatory for 10 years of training and work, but where was it I really developed as a musician? When I left and went to Russia. That was an incredible experience: it was 1993 and everything was super cheap. I got a copy of all 32 Beethoven sonatas for about 85 cents. Beethoven wouldn’t have been impressed.

And you managed not to get kidnapped by Russian agents.

[In broad Russian accent] Actually, vot I vonted to tell you today… My name is actually Boris and I play ze tuba. Ze piano voz a cover.

Speaking of mysterious disappearances, remember the album you gave me last time you were here: No Smoking? My favourite track – and perhaps the greatest track title of all time – is Dismembering You.

Oh, really? It was a dream. I dreamed very vividly that I had killed somebody and it was very, very vivid. I woke up in the morning and felt terrible because I’d killed somebody. I went to the bathroom and I couldn’t look in the mirror because I felt so bad. I guess that feeling somehow comes out a little bit in the song. There was that side of it then there was also the poem, which I guess is more about identity in a way: what you are and where that is located. It’s not in your eyes; it’s not in your arms. Where is the source of Phoenix Jay? Where is the source of Julian Gargiulo?

Here’s an idea: how would you define you in the length of a Hollywood film pitch – that’s 25 words or less?

Hey, I thought that was your job!

Look, I have to fill at least 2,500 words. You’ve only got 25. Must I do everything?

It’s very difficult to speak about yourself. You should know that. I think I would do much better interviewing people. This is my true calling in life.

You certainly write well. I was reading one of your columns earlier; the piece about writing – or rather, not writing – a masterpiece. One of my favourite bits was the biography at the end. Perhaps that could be your Hollywood pitch, although we might have to cut a couple of words: ‘Julian Gargiulo is a pianist and composer who divides his time between wishing sabre-toothed tigers weren’t extinct and making paper pirate hats out of his old bios.’ Twenty-eight words. We’ll cut your name out.

[Laughs] That’s perfect! I think I need to update that. I wrote it late at night.

Speaking of which, what can we get up to this trip? We took you for your first Khmer BBQ last time. Come to see my punk band?

Good idea! Do you provide the earplugs? ‘Earplugs sold separately.’ That would be a good title for an album…