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The best places in Phnom Penh to eat, drink or hide from friends and/or family this Christmas

EATS & TREATS:
Aussie XL: #205a Street 51; 023 301001
Dinner (from noon December 25, $15.95): from noon Roast turkey with stuffing, honey-glazed ham and roast pork; pumpkin and dessert with custard

Doors, Street 84 & 47; 023 986114
Five-course set menu (December 24 & 25, $55) with three glasses of wine

The FCC, 363 Sisowath Quay; 023 724014
Set menu (December 24 & 25, $31.50 – includes glass of sparkling wine): duck starter and chicken terrine; roast turkey; baked Alaska for dessert

Hagar, #44 Street 310; 070 221501
Buffet dinner (December 24 & 25, $20) or lunch buffet (December 25, $17): roast lamb; desserts include cookies and apple pie

Paddy Rice, #213 Sisowath Quay: 023 990321 / 017 773102
Two-course lunch (noon – 2:30pm) and three-course dinner (6 – 8pm December 25, $19.50 and $22.50): glass of Buck’s Fizz; classic prawn cocktail, and traditional roast turkey and ham dinner, with fruit trifle for dessert

Tepui @ Chinese House, #45 Sisowath Quay; 023 991514
Five-course dinner ($55): glass of prosecco; foie gras terrine; seafood bisque; roast sea bass; pork tenderloin; carrot mini-muffins and vanilla ice cream

Raffles Hotel Le Royal, 92 Rukhak Vithea Daun Penh (near Wat Phnom); 023 981888
Market Dinner (6 – 10pm December 24, $110): Smoked salmon, roast turkey, roast beef, cheeses and yule log cake, including drinks

Buffet Brunch (noon – 3pm December 25, $110 or $150/$170 with freeflow Taittinger Brut/Taittinger Rose)
Le Royal Dinner (December 25, $125 with glass of champagne or $175 with five paired wines): seafood platter; rosemary-crusted lamb chops; cheese selection; roasted duckling; tiramisu log

InterContinental Hotel, #296 Mao Tse Tung Boulevard; 023 424888
Dinner (December 24, $38): buffet including turkey, foie gras, smoked salmon and roast lamb with glass of wine
Brunch (December 25, $48): lamb roast, Monte Cristo casserole, roast turkey and smoked salmon, plus a visit from Santa

Sofitel: #26 Old August Site, Sothearos Boulevard; 023 999200
Five-course dinner (December 24, $65): foie gras; smoked apple gelato; red peppers and goat cheese; Mont Blanc cake
Buffet (6 – 10pm December24, $79 – $99): seafood; Christmas carvery; Asian delicacies, sweets and free-flow booze
Brunch (noon – 3pm December 25, $79)
Dinner (6pm – 10pm December 25, $38)

NagaWorld: Hun Sen Park, 023 228822
Buffet dinner (5:30pm – 9:30pm December 24 & 25, $38 – $48): includes beer and wine

ON THE BIG SCREEN:

Bad Santa
A miserable conman and his partner pose as Santa and his Little Helper to rob department stores on Christmas Eve, but they run into problems when the conman befriends a troubled kid and the security boss discovers the plot. Starring Billy Bob Thornton. 8:30pm December 20 at The Empire, St. 130.

Home Alone
An eight-year-old boy (Macaulay Culkin) who is accidentally left behind while his family flies to France for Christmas must defend his home against idiotic burglars. 2pm December 22 at The Flicks1, St. 95 and The Flicks2, St. 136.

Love Actually
Follows the lives of eight very different couples in dealing with their love lives in various loosely and interrelated tales all set during a frantic month before Christmas in London, England. 6pm December 22 and 6:30pm December 23 at The Flicks1, St. 95 and The Flicks2, St. 136.

It’s A Wonderful Life
An angel helps a compassionate but despairingly frustrated businessman by showing what life would have been like if he never existed. Frank Capra directs James Stewart and Donna Reed. 6:30pm December 22 & 24 at The Empire, St. 130; 8:30pm December 23 & 25 at The Flicks1, St. 95 and The Flicks2, St. 136.

Elf 
After inadvertently wreaking havoc on the elf community due to his ungainly size, a man (Will Ferrell), raised as an elf at the North Pole, is sent to the US in search of his true identity. 4:30pm December 23 & 2pm December 25 at The Flicks1, St. 95 and The Flicks2, St. 136.

The Nightmare Before Christmas
Jack Skellington, the king of Halloweentown, discovers Christmas Town, but doesn’t quite understand the concept. Directed by Tim Burton. 8:30pm December 23 at The Flicks1, St. 95 and The Flicks2, St. 136.

The Santa Clause
When Tim Allen inadvertently kills Santa on Christmas Eve, he finds himself magically recruited to take his place.  4:30pm December 24 at The Flicks1, St. 95 and The Flicks2, St. 136.

The Muppets Christmas Carol
The Muppet characters tell their version of the classic tale of an old and bitter miser’s redemption on Christmas Eve. 6:30pm December 24 at The Flicks 1, St. 95.

Die Hard
John McClane, NYPD officer, tries to save his wife and others taken hostage by German terrorist Hans Gruber during a Christmas party at the Nakatomi Plaza in Los Angeles. Bruce Willis and Alan Rickman star in the daddy of the Christmas action thrillers. 8:30pm December 24 at The Empire, St. 130.

Miracle On 42nd Street
When a nice old man who claims to be Santa Claus is institutionalised as insane, a young lawyer decides to defend him by arguing in court that he is the real thing. 4pm December 25 at The Flicks1, St. 95 and The Flicks2, St. 136.

A Christmas Story
Ralphie has to convince his parents, teachers and Santa that a Red Ryder BB gun really is the perfect gift for the 1940s. 6:30pm December 25 at The Flicks1, St. 95 and The Flicks2, St. 136.

White Christmas
A successful song-and-dance team become involved with a sister act and team up to save the failing Vermont inn of their former general. Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye star. 6:30pm December 25 at The Empire, St. 130.

Gremlins
A boy inadvertently breaks three important rules concerning his new pet and unleashes a horde of malevolently mischievous monsters on a small town at Christmas. 8:30pm December 25 at The Empire, St. 130.

 

Cups & cake

Cupcakes are a thing now, if you didn’t already know. And not only are they a thing – hipsters eat ‘artisan’ ones, the Cupcake Cafe in NYC is the Mecca, there’s a thriving reality series dedicated to the topic – that thing has now taken root in Phnom Penh, where the capital’s own Cupcake Cafe (no relation, we’re guessing) serves up nearly two dozen styles of thick, moist, icing-capped cakes for a mere $1.5 each. And the cakes are delicious. You could easily eat two. Or perhaps even five.

Cupcake Cafe, #296 Sisowath Quay.

 

Going underground

FRIDAY 20 | DJ Sequence, along with comparably pseudonymmed collaborators (plus The Advisor’s Best DJ of 2013, Simon C Vent, pictured) has set up an online space for Cambodia’s classier DJs and producers to publicise their offerings. And tonight, PhnomPenhUnderground.com dons physical form for its launch at Meta House. Having gone live just weeks ago, the Phnom Penh Underground website is already garnering 5,000 hits a month, proving there are indeed a lot of people out there who are more into the quality of the vibe than the quantity of the beer. “The site is something of a public service,” says Sequence, whose other aim is – well-intentioned cliché warning – to “bring people together with the universal language of music”. Harking back wistfully to the glory days of the early ’90s, Sequence remembers how acid house and rave united clubbers from all social strata. Phnom Penh Underground’s longer-term aim is to recreate that here in the Charming City. Joining DJ Sequence at the decks tonight are danbeck (from Kimchi Collective) and Tonle Dub & Mercy (Tech-Penh).

WHO: Clubbers, ravers, technoheads and partaay people
WHAT: PhnomPenhUnderground.com launch party
WHERE: Meta House, #37 Sothearos Boulevard
WHEN: 10pm December 20
WHY: Make some shapes to an eclectic range of the phattest beats in Phnom Penh (bottle of mineral water obligatory)

 

Barbarian beats

FRIDAY 20 | Before they fell to the conquering forces of Roman Emperor Julius Caesar, vast swathes of central Europe – including what are now France, Switzerland and Austria – were ruled by Celtic speakers. They were by all accounts a raucous bunch: classical writers describe them as fighting ‘like wild beasts’ (and occasionally naked); they were accomplished head-hunters and, according to first century Greek historian Diodorus Siculus, Celtic men openly preferred male lovers. The term Celt itself is a perversion of the word keltoi, used by the ancient Greeks to refer to certain ‘barbarian’ tribes (eternal snobs, they considered languages other than their own to be little more than childish babble, hence the term ‘barbarous’). Little is known about the ancient ancestors of these Gaels, Gauls and Galatians. The only written histories are those compiled by the Greeks and Romans, both sworn enemies of the Celts. As Standingstone.com artfully puts it, “It’s a bit like trying to reconstruct Lakota culture from the diaries of General Custer.” Fast-forward through more than 2,000 years of turbulent history and Celtic-speaking peoples are today found only in the British Isles and western France. And now, rather less snobbishly than during the first millennium, the word Celtic is used to describe not only this branch of the Indo-European languages, but also an extraordinary musical legacy. Enter Kheltica, who offer an “entente chordial of musical traditions from France and the British Isles”. Their eclectic mix of songs and dances from Brittany blended with traditional Irish and Scottish folk music is rivalled only by that of the band’s make-up: a singer and a mandolin player from Scotland; a British piper; French drummer; Russian guitarist; South African bass player; Malaysian violinist and French flautist. It gets crazier: for these sessions, the bass guitarist will be playing guitar, the drummer will be playing bass and a pianist will be playing violin.

WHO: Kheltica
WHAT: “An entente chordial of musical traditions from France and the British Isles”
WHERE: Doors, Street 84 & 4
WHEN: 9:30pm December 20
WHY: A musical maelstrom and swift-footed circle dancing

 

Sonic Trip

THURSDAY 19 | British composer Brian Eno’s choice of the word ‘ambient’ to describe his music, from the Latin ambire (‘to surround’), was a deliberate one: his were soundscapes that could alter your state of mind; put you into a ‘higher state’ – the sort of existential altitude usually associated with psychedelics. Inspired by John Cage, who occasionally composed by throwing the I Ching, Eno had made possible Clockwork Orange; Pink Floyd; The Orb and Aphex Twin; down-tempo chill-out designed to ease a tripped-out mind. Emerging custodians of that sound here include DJ Nicomatic, James Speck (on the splendidly named Korg Kaosillator) and Tim King (guitar), who collectively – under the moniker Electronic Universe – are perhaps Phnom Penh’s first and only live ambient fusion outfit. Joined for their first all-improvised show by flautist Anton Isselhardt, gigs can involve everything from Tibetan bowls to a singing saw. Says King: “When we’re doing this, I feel like Nico is the mothership and we’re just little spaceships flying around him, interacting.”

WHO: DJ Nicomatic, James Speck (Korg Kaosillator), Tim King (guitar) and friends
WHAT: Live ambient fusion
WHERE: Meta House, #37 Sothearos Blvd.
WHEN: 9pm December 19
WHY: “Ambient Music is intended to induce calm and a space to think” – Brian Eno

 

What women want

SATURDAY 14 | Start with nine girls from nine countries: Amina (Afghanistan), Yasmin (Egypt), Senna (Peru), Suma (Nepal), Ruksana (India), Mariama (Sierra Leone), Wadly (Haiti) and Cambodia’s very own Sokha. Pair them with writers from their country so the stories are told in their own words. Then top it off the celebrity voice-overs – including Cate Blanchett, Selena Gomez and Alicia Keys. Girl Rising, a 101-minute documentary directed by Richard Robbins and part of the 10X10 series, showcases girls who rise above all odds. They start from a beginning of abject poverty. Their various experiences include forced marriage, indentured labour, scavenging and sexual abuse. Then there is a definable moment for each. The stars align, a puff of ju-ju smoke appears, a whispered inshallah is uttered and their lives forever change. The nine heroines of the film emerge as powerful young women, in charge of their own lives, and able to make a contribution.

WHO: The fairer sex and their fans
WHAT: Girl Rising screening
WHERE: Meta House, #37 Sothearos Blvd.
WHEN: 7pm December 14
WHY: Given equal treatment, girls WILL change the world